True Detective vs. Friends: Did Ross Geller Lose Custody of His Son?

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A recent scene in True Detective got me thinking about something I haven’t thought about in a long time: Friends. In probably the saddest scene of the second season, Ray Velcoro and his son Chad eat pizza in silence while watching the famous sitcom. It’s Chad’s idea.

chad_friends Friends strongly contrasts poor little Chad’s reality. Friends is about a group of six, fun-loving twenty-somethings in Manhattan in the 1990s and early ’00s. Chad, on the other hand, gets bullied at school and has supervised visits with his father, a corrupt cop with a penchant for cocaine and at least one murder in his past.

But as I watched Ray Velcoro get overly-intoxicated alone and destroy his apartment, I started to think harder about how much this reality really is different from that of the Friends friends. Sure, the antics on Friends were slightly more cheeky and fun. The guys had a menagerie of fun pets. Monica dated Tom Selleck. Phoebe wrote jingles about cats. Ray Velcoro, on the other hand, threatens children and promises to “buttfuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn.”

But one character didn’t seem dramatically different from Ray Velcoro. That character is Ross Geller. Sure, on first thought, Ross’s shenanigans seem just as cheeky and fun as the rest of the gang. He loves dinosaurs. He dresses up as the Holiday Armadillo. He claims to have invented the Got Milk? catchphrase.

Ray, like Ross, has a few dreams deferred.
Ray, like Ross, has a few dreams deferred.

But what about all that other weird stuff he does? A few things come to mind:

  • He tries to convince a self-defense instructor to help him “scare” the female characters.
  • He tries to kiss his first cousin.
  • In the above-mentioned incident, he thinks of Logan’s Run as a sexy movie.
  • He’s manipulative and disrespectful in his relationships, especially Rachel.
  • He mocks Joey for being less educated and mocks Phoebe for her unconventional lifestyle.
  • He sleeps with at least one of his students.
  • He is known for being a terrible professor, both unethical and unskilled.
  • And finally, worst of all, there is the situation with his children. Which is about to be discussed further.

Ross has a son, Ben, who plays a fairly important role in the first several season of Friends. But then he disappears.  Which makes me wonder if it’s possible that Ross’s disturbing antics have caused him to lose custody of Ben?

Not sure if this qualifies as
Not sure if this qualifies as “cheeky and fun” or “disturbing antics.”

Friends was on for ten seasons, but Ben doesn’t show up in person after episode twelve of season eight. He’s only mentioned six times in the remaining fifty-four episodes after his last appearance.

But, most troubling, is that it’s during these remaining fifty-four episodes that Ross’s second child is born. Not only does Ben never meet his new half-sister on screen, but a meeting between the two of them is never even mentioned. We never learn about if Ben has met his sister, if he likes her, if he is a good older brother. We simply never see him again.

Which raises a serious question: does Ross still see Ben? Sure, he mentions Ben in these last two and a half season, but does he have any role in Ben’s life? When he references Ben, is he referencing something that once was, a child he no longer sees or knows?

Think about everything we know about Ross. He’s very jealous. He’s possessive. He’s arguably emotionally-abusive. He believes in the friend zone and has symptoms of a Men’s Rights Activist. And as the seasons unfold, narrowing down to the ending where he and Rachel end up ostensibly happy every after, he seems to be coming completely unhinged.

This was before LOTR was cool.
Stop being so condescending, Ross.

Did Ross’s insanity hit a breaking point with his ex-wife? Could she no longer handle his nice guy syndrome and homophobic snickering? Did she decide to take full custody of her son? Did Ross even fight her for Ben, or just let him go, shifting his focus to the new baby he had with the woman of his obsession? He couldn’t even handle his daughter having a male caregiver.

People like to give Ross the benefit of the doubt, wondering if perhaps he was a better father off-screen. Perhaps his children met but the audience never saw. The more likely answer is that he was such a deadbeat father that he completely faded away from his son’s life, pretending to his family and so-called friends that he still saw a boy he barely knew.

Sure, Ross Geller is no Ray Velcoro, but one thing is true: both of them have sons who deserve better.

Not that either of these guys is great with kids.
Not that either of these guys is great with kids.

Let’s hope that Ray, unlike Ross, is able to become a better father before the end of True Detective.

If all of this is too dark of a Friends fan theory for you, you can always check out a redditor’s fan theory about Joey just wanting pancakes. 

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15 thoughts on “True Detective vs. Friends: Did Ross Geller Lose Custody of His Son?

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  3. Camila

    uhm… have you ever considered, maybe, the twins who played ben got fed up of being ben and the producers thought re-casting at this point of the story was more prejudicial than not having ben showing up anymore?

    1. Yes, I considered it. But I prefer to take a fan theory approach rather than a “the show got sloppy because of casting reasons” approach. This theory might make Ross a worse person, but it makes Friends a better show.

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