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Why Bale Should Reboot Jurassic Park

25 Oct 201125 Oct 2011
The rumors continue to mill regarding a new Jurassic Park movie.  Stephen Spielberg has officially announced that it's happening, and the release of the trilogy on Blu-Ray has gotten people…
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The Marmaduke Fart Paradox and What Should Bale Do

1 Sep 20112 Sep 2011
Try googling "marmaduke fart."  No?  Does that not interest you?  Are you not entertained by what could only be an endless supply of humorous web pages centering around Marmaduke and…
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Bale and Arnold in Terminator Forever

5 Aug 201110 Aug 2011
While another Teminator film should seem like the most inevitable possibility ever, there are a number of issues that seem to be holding it up.  Little issues such as bankruptcy,…
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More Bruce Wayne than Batman in The Dark Knight Rises?

19 Jul 20116 Aug 2011
If you haven't seen The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer yet, then here you go: Basically, it's an okay teaser trailer that at first seems fan-made.  Qui-Gon Jinn is narrating,…
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Why Bale Should Kill James Bond

12 Jul 201116 Mar 2018
Do you read The AV Club?  If not, it's the sister publication to The Onion, self-described as "the web's smartest take on TV, film, music, and lots more."  Which nicely…
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Bale vs. LaBeouf

1 Feb 201122 Oct 2011
You may not have noticed, but Shia LaBeouf (thank god this is written, not spoken, because I still have no idea how to say that name) seems to be challenging…
Bale…

Bale Can’t Fail

31 Jan 201122 Oct 2011
In honor of the awards being showered upon Christian Bale--and the awards yet to be showered upon him--it is time to re-invigorate this web-log that has sadly sat neglected for…

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