Why Bale Should Reboot Jurassic Park

The rumors continue to mill regarding a new Jurassic Park movie.  Stephen Spielberg has officially announced that it's happening, and the release of the trilogy on Blu-Ray has gotten people talking about it again, but there seems to be virtually no information available beyond that there will be another movie with "Jurassic Park" in the …

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The Marmaduke Fart Paradox and What Should Bale Do

Try googling "marmaduke fart."  No?  Does that not interest you?  Are you not entertained by what could only be an endless supply of humorous web pages centering around Marmaduke and farts? If you have decided to type "Marmaduke fart" into a search engine, you probably notice that the blog I Hate Your Favorite Movie is …

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Bale and Arnold in Terminator Forever

While another Teminator film should seem like the most inevitable possibility ever, there are a number of issues that seem to be holding it up.  Little issues such as bankruptcy, lawsuits, a political scandal of some sort revolving around Mr. Schwarzenegger, and Bale's shouting incident that occurred during the filming of Terminator Salvation. Terminator Salvation …

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More Bruce Wayne than Batman in The Dark Knight Rises?

If you haven't seen The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer yet, then here you go: Basically, it's an okay teaser trailer that at first seems fan-made.  Qui-Gon Jinn is narrating, and we get clips from Batman Begins, not of Batman, but of Bruce Wayne.  Then we get Commissioner Gordon on a hospital bed. There is …

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Why Bale Should Kill James Bond

Do you read The AV Club?  If not, it's the sister publication to The Onion, self-described as "the web's smartest take on TV, film, music, and lots more."  Which nicely sums it up, as it lets you know how arrogant the writers of The AV Club are.  (Not that I hate the AV Club or …

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Bale vs. LaBeouf

You may not have noticed, but Shia LaBeouf (thank god this is written, not spoken, because I still have no idea how to say that name) seems to be challenging Bale's status as the reboot king. Now, it only takes a cursory knowledge of cinema to know that if you planning on creating a sequel, …

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Bale Can’t Fail

In honor of the awards being showered upon Christian Bale--and the awards yet to be showered upon him--it is time to re-invigorate this web-log that has sadly sat neglected for the last year. Mr. Bale has proven within the last year (and it has sadly been a year and a day since I last posted …

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