A new fan theory suggesting John McClane is in a bad mood in Die Hard because of how much he loves Christmas.
Did Tony Stark Disparage Bloggers to Dissuade Peter Parker’s Vlogging?
A minor fan theory suggesting Tony Stark's anti-blogging remark had a particular motivation.
Home Alone is a Dickensian, Supernatural Test of the McCallisters
A deep dive into the true nature of Home Alone's Old Man Marley and the possibility that he is the architect of Kevin McCallister's tribulations.
Is Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” a Christmas Song?
Everyone knows that John Lennon's Christmas song is a Christmas song. But is it? And what even is a Christmas song?
Why is Google Displaying False Info About GRRM’s Fire & Blood?
Google is displaying inaccurate information about George R. R. Martin's latest book. But why?
Why Doesn’t Google Know About The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug?
An investigation into a major hole in Google's knowledge I discovered something strange yesterday. It began when, in an effort to make a stupid joke on Twitter, I tried to figure out the names of the Hobbit movies. What baffled me was that this quickly turned out to be a harder task than anticipated when …
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Why Your Westworld Fan Theory is Not a Fan Theory
Madness descended upon the internet earlier this week when the Westworld showrunners stormed into a the /r/westworld subreddit for what proved to be one of the larger online pranks in recent history. The gist of the prank was simple: the Westworld team announced that they would be spoiling the entirety of the show for the …
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The Homage is Not Enough: on the Limits of Nostalgia-First Narratives
In the summer of 2016 everyone started telling me that I had to watch a show called Stranger Things. I was reluctant. The reluctance came from the way it was sold: the entire series was one large nostalgia fest for ‘80s Spielberg, Stephen King novels, and Dungeons and Dragons. It’s not that I don’t like …
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Why Game of Thrones Fan Should Hop on the Minnesota Vikings Bandwagon
We are nearly two weeks away from the Super Bowl. The Big Game. The Final Battle of the latest NFL season. And while being a fan of the NFL can be trying (see this article from two years ago for more on the topic), this has been a good year to be a good Vikings …
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Some takes on 2017, before it ends
The end of 2017 is nigh. And with it, the top ten lists, the retrospectives, the predictions. Rather than the Top Books Published in 2017 or the Best Films of the Year or anything like this, here's my list of opinions, ideas, and arguments that I have not already written about in 2017 and would …