Fast Five… Why Bale should be in the “Fast Five” Sequel 4 May 201118 Oct 2014 What Should Bale Do must issue an apology. Previously on this blog, it was stated that the Fast & Furious franchise is in need of a reboot starring Bale (i.e.…
Bale… The Dark Tower? 25 Feb 201122 Oct 2011 In reality, Bale has been considered off-and-on recently for the role of Roland in The Dark Tower, although the role apparently recently went to Javier Bardem instead. The question is…
Bale… Mr. Potter 22 Feb 201122 Oct 2011 The fact that Spiderman is currently being rebooted proves that it is never too soon to start a franchise over from scratch. One might point out that Spiderman's reboot (the…
Bale… Bale vs. LaBeouf 1 Feb 201122 Oct 2011 You may not have noticed, but Shia LaBeouf (thank god this is written, not spoken, because I still have no idea how to say that name) seems to be challenging…
Bale… Bale Can’t Fail 31 Jan 201122 Oct 2011 In honor of the awards being showered upon Christian Bale--and the awards yet to be showered upon him--it is time to re-invigorate this web-log that has sadly sat neglected for…
fast and furious… The Sound and the Furious 29 Jan 201021 Oct 2011 Is there really any need for another installment in the "The Fast and the Furious" franchise? A pessimist would say no. But an optimist (who is also a Bale fan…
Bale… The Braver Littler Toaster 6 Jan 201019 Sep 2012 After the success of "Where the Wild Things Are" and "The Fantastic Mr. Fox," it is clear that there is a large market for films that pose as children's movies,…
Bale… Christmas theme: Remake of "It’s a Wonderful Life." 1 Jan 201021 Oct 2011 Bale as George Bailey. When he tells the the angel that he wishes he were never born and comes back to see the town as a cesspool, he is too…
Bale… Why Bale Should Remake The Waterboy 23 Dec 200921 Oct 2011 In this dramatic and disturbing re-imagining of the 1990s comedy The Waterboy, Bale stars as Robert Boucher, a socially inept, possibly autistic young man living in Southern Louisiana, where he…