An exploration of how the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe might not be what we think. And how Gregg Turkington and Tim Heidecker fit in.
Category: Film
Why Will Ferrell Should’ve Played George W. Bush in Vice
A sort of (but not really) film review Let’s get something out of the way: yes, Christian Bale is great in Vice. He crushes it. He destroys it. He is Dick Cheney. People are saying he deserves awards and he appears to be winning them and, sure, he deserves the awards. He deserves the praise, …
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The Departed Fan Theory: Mark Wahlberg’s Dignam Used to Be Nice
A fan theory about The Departed and whether or not Mark Wahlberg's character was once a nice guy.
Is John McClane in a Bad Mood Because He Loves Christmas?
A new fan theory suggesting John McClane is in a bad mood in Die Hard because of how much he loves Christmas.
Is Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” a Christmas Song?
Everyone knows that John Lennon's Christmas song is a Christmas song. But is it? And what even is a Christmas song?
Why Die Hard 2 is a Better Christmas Movie Than Die Hard
It's the season of Die Hard. The season of "Die Hard is the best Christmas movie." Or, at the very least, "did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie." Die Hard is, inarguably, a Christmas Movie. This is an accepted reality in our zeitgeist. Many have argued for it, with the majority of the arguments …
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9 Reasons to Start Reading Moby-Dick on its 166th Birthday
It's no secret that I'm a pretty big Moby-Dick fan. Or, if it was a secret to you, then this might be the first thing you've read by me. Which is cool, if that's the case (thanks!). Anyway, in honor of Moby-Dick's 166th birthday, here are nine reasons that you finally need to read it. …
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No, the Alien Covenant Ending Was Not an Obvious Twist. It Was Dramatic Irony.
It was the best of Alien films, it was the worst of Alien films, it was the sequel to Prometheus, it was the prequel to Alien, it was the story of David, it was the story of Lucifer, it had an awesome ending, it had the worst ending ever -- in short, Alien: Covenant was …
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Sick of Reboots, Sequels, and Extended Universes? Blame Classic Literature
Don't blame Michael Bay or Marvel for all the sequels, reboots, and extended universes. Blame William Shakespeare, Alexandre Dumas, and Mark Twain.
What References, Depictions, and Themes Should We Anticipate in Fargo’s Season 3?
While this blog's last Fargo article gave you a list of ways to get hyped for the forthcoming third season, it didn't go very deep into what we've seen in Fargo so far and what we can expect in the third season. The following is some of what I expect to see in this upcoming third …
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