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Tag: Fast Five

Corrective Sequels…

Will True Detective’s Second Season be to True Detective as Halloween 3 is to Halloween?

7 Jul 20168 Jul 2016
Matthew McConaughey recently stirred up some folks by saying that yes, he misses playing Rust Cohle and, yes, he would consider reprising that character, if given the right opportunity. “Would…
A Song of Ice and Fire…

Six Months of Search Terms: Wolverine, His Beard, and The Strange Searches That Lead People Here

2 Jul 20152 Jul 2015
A few years ago, I wrote a blog post called The Maramduke Fart Paradox, in which I discussed the strange search engine terms that lead people to this website. Among…
fast and furious…

Why Vin Diesel Should Be the Next James Bond

26 Mar 201528 Mar 2015
We are close to the end of what is, quite possibly, the greatest franchise ever: The Fast and the Furious films.  While I initially disliked these movies, (referring to the…
Bale…

The Marmaduke Fart Paradox and What Should Bale Do

1 Sep 20112 Sep 2011
Try googling "marmaduke fart."  No?  Does that not interest you?  Are you not entertained by what could only be an endless supply of humorous web pages centering around Marmaduke and…
Fast Five…

Why Bale should be in the “Fast Five” Sequel

4 May 201118 Oct 2014
What Should Bale Do must issue an apology.  Previously on this blog, it was stated that the Fast & Furious franchise is in need of a reboot starring Bale (i.e.…
Bale…

The Sound and The Furious, Continued

25 Feb 201122 Jul 2011
Remember when I suggested that The Sound and the Furious be made? (If you don't remember, click the link).  Recall,  "the other option would be to just make Five Fast,…
fast and furious…

The Sound and the Furious

29 Jan 201021 Oct 2011
Is there really any need for another installment in the "The Fast and the Furious" franchise? A pessimist would say no. But an optimist (who is also a Bale fan…

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