Remember when I suggested that The Sound and the Furious be made? (If you don’t remember, click the link). Recall, “the other option would be to just make Five Fast, Five Furious, more-or-less the same shitty movie they made the last four times.”
Welp, they did that. I realize it’s old news, but because it has not been talked about yet, it must be dicussed now. Now we have to hope that instead of The Six Fast, Furious, Etc., someone will realize the huge potential of a Faulkner-inspired prequel/spinoff starring Christian Bale.
And starring Christian Bale as the anti-hero.
Why would they choose to make Fast Five instead?